1
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Why don't you spend the night
on the couch tonight?

2
00:00:05,488 --> 00:00:07,731
Really?
But only if you get back
on the meetings.

3
00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:09,319
Ooh, yeah, I'll get back
in touch with my group.

4
00:00:09,354 --> 00:00:11,390
Uh-uh. You're coming
to my meetings.

5
00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:12,943
Uh, who are you again?

6
00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:15,118
I'm Carl.
Uh, Allison's boyfriend.

7
00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:16,361
I think that guy's choking.

8
00:00:16,395 --> 00:00:18,190
[CHOKING]

9
00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:19,398
Uh...

10
00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:21,021
[SNAPS FINGERS]
Dr. Carl.

11
00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,263
Hey.

12
00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,713
[GRUNTS]

13
00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:25,646
Okay. [GRUNTS]

14
00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,613
[GASPS]
What happened?

15
00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:29,167
This guy
just saved my life.

16
00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:30,547
Oh, honey.

17
00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:33,240
Not him. Him.

18
00:00:33,274 --> 00:00:36,415
Staying away gave me
time to think about what
I really need.

19
00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,693
Which is...
A life with Carl.

20
00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,902
You're being sued.
For what?

21
00:00:40,937 --> 00:00:42,525
For breaking
my client's ribs

22
00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:45,873
while recklessly administering
the Heimlich maneuver
when it wasn't needed.

23
00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:47,150
Motherfucker.

24
00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,367
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

25
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYS ON TELEVISION]

26
00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:04,926
Ach!

27
00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:07,239
[SHUDDERS]

28
00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:09,345
[THUDDING]

29
00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,934
Oh, shit.

30
00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,351
Oh, shit.

31
00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:17,905
Oh, shit.

32
00:01:17,939 --> 00:01:19,009
[THUDDING]

33
00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:20,218
[GUN CLICKS]

34
00:01:20,252 --> 00:01:22,151
[CLUCKING]
You girls keep quiet now.

35
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It's show time,
motherfuckers.

36
00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:27,121
[BUZZING]

37
00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,063
[CREAKS]

38
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,271
Ah!

39
00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,411
MAN: Are you all right
down there?

40
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Fuck off! Who are you?
Where are you from?

41
00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,105
Police. SWAT team.

42
00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,624
We got a signal
someone was down here.

43
00:01:47,659 --> 00:01:49,419
I repeat.
Are you okay?

44
00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:51,145
What fucking country
are you from?

45
00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,629
U.S. of A.!
Drop the weapon!

46
00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:54,252
Drop the weapon!

47
00:01:54,286 --> 00:01:55,805
It's dropped.

48
00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:57,013
I-It's dropped.

49
00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,742
How long have you been
down here?

50
00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,916
Um, what's the date?

51
00:02:04,814 --> 00:02:06,471
July 21, 2001.

52
00:02:06,505 --> 00:02:08,473
No shit.

53
00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:10,613
[CHICKENS CLUCKING SOFTLY]
Uh...

54
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About a year and a half,
give or take.

55
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S-So what happened?

56
00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:16,791
With what?

57
00:02:16,826 --> 00:02:19,173
Y2K, man.
The computer meltdown,

58
00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,830
the planes falling
from the sky,

59
00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:22,452
nuclear Armageddon.

60
00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:23,591
What happened?

61
00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:24,937
[CLUCKING CONTINUES]

62
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Nothing happened.

63
00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,251
Nothing?

64
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Not a God damn thing.

65
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Fuck.

66
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[GRUNTS]

67
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Come on, sir.
I got you.

68
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Ooh.

69
00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:43,370
You all right? You okay?
Yeah, yeah.

70
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Oh, shit.
What?

71
00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,484
I forgot the cancel
the fucking newspaper.

72
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♪♪

73
00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,563
Jesus Christ.

74
00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:06,393
So, you were down there
for a year and a half.

75
00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:07,739
What did you do
all that time?

76
00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:11,984
Uh, wasn't much to do

77
00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:15,540
except watch videos,
drink moonshine.

78
00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:20,372
That's when the boozin'
really kicked in.

79
00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:22,823
I guess I just lost
track of time.

80
00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:25,066
So, you never thought of
just popping your head up

81
00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:28,208
to look around?
Maybe watching some TV?

82
00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,900
I had an antenna,
but I lost the signal.

83
00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:35,007
A-As it turns out,
the neighbor kid mowed
my lawn for me

84
00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,906
and cut the wire.

85
00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,908
I thought
we'd been nuked.

86
00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:40,150
By who?

87
00:03:40,185 --> 00:03:41,945
I don't fuckin' know!

88
00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,397
Maybe the Russians,
the Koreans.

89
00:03:45,432 --> 00:03:49,090
Them Ecuadorians.
Can't trust
those sneaky bastards.

90
00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,885
All right, look,
we all started

91
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,818
down the road
to addiction somehow.

92
00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,924
We all have
different scars.

93
00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,719
Thanks for
sharing that, Ed.

94
00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:01,275
I don't know how anyone's
gonna follow that up,

95
00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:03,381
but, uh,
the floor's open.

96
00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:06,418
MUGSY: I think I figured out
why I had my slip.

97
00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:10,767
I, um... I thought things
would start to get better

98
00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:14,254
after I had a year of
sobriety under my belt.

99
00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:19,362
You know, the one-year chip,
but, uh, after the fog lifted,

100
00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:20,950
I was able
to look around

101
00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:24,712
and see just how shitty
my life really is.

102
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It took you a year
to figure that out?

103
00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:28,647
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
LOUDERMILK: Okay, this
is important now.

104
00:04:28,682 --> 00:04:30,615
Sobriety
is not a magic pill

105
00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:32,962
that just makes everything
hunky-dory.

106
00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:36,414
Okay, it's a good thing now
that you're aware of what
a fuck-up you are

107
00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,381
'cause you can work on
fixing yourself

108
00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:42,661
rather than
walking around numb,
making everything worse.

109
00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:44,422
Wouldn't it be cool, though,
if there was a magic pill

110
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that could make
everything better?

111
00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:49,012
Uh, there is, sort of.
I-It's called ayahuasca.

112
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It helped my cousin Robert,
uh, find his soul.

113
00:04:51,705 --> 00:04:53,465
Wh-Wh-What's ayahuasca?

114
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It's this vine
from South America

115
00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:58,953
that makes you trip
your balls off
and see spirits and shit.

116
00:04:58,988 --> 00:05:02,060
Ah! My people have been using
hallucinogenic plants

117
00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,131
as medicine
for centuries now.

118
00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:07,824
Ayahuasca has been known to
treat all kinds of things...

119
00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:13,140
Anxiety, addiction, uh,
depression, ED, PTSD.

120
00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,831
My cousin says
it's a miracle drug.

121
00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:16,937
Did you say ED?

122
00:05:16,971 --> 00:05:18,766
Okay, I'm sure that
your cousin believes that,

123
00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,216
but these things can be
dangerous,

124
00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,942
especially if you don't know
what you're doing.

125
00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:23,495
Uh, he knows
what he's doing.

126
00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:25,428
He's written three books
on ayahuasca.

127
00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:28,776
Hey, I'm not expert
"plantiologist,"

128
00:05:28,811 --> 00:05:31,158
but this Air Alaska that...

129
00:05:31,192 --> 00:05:34,057
This is the sort of thing
I'm looking for.

130
00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:36,128
Oh, I could put you
in touch with my cuz.

131
00:05:36,163 --> 00:05:38,510
No, no, no, no.
That's a bad idea, Cloud.

132
00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:41,030
Mugsy is trying to
quit drugs and alcohol.

133
00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:43,653
Turning him onto a new one is
not gonna make things better.

134
00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:47,070
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
But if you were to decide
to do this,

135
00:05:47,105 --> 00:05:49,038
Mugsy, maybe I should
come along, you know,

136
00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:50,660
just in case
you lose your shit

137
00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,628
and try and
fly out a window
or something.

138
00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:54,008
Thank you, Ed.

139
00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:57,011
Look, you're both adults,
okay?

140
00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:59,497
I don't think ayahuasca
is the answer.

141
00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:01,119
In fact, I know it's not.

142
00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,880
Let's move on
to another topic.

143
00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:07,712
No, no. I-I-I don't understand
how a date got set, okay?

144
00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:09,610
I requested a postponement.

145
00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,025
What?

146
00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,822
What do you mean I can only
postpone three times?

147
00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:17,411
Nobody told me that.
That... That's Draconian.

148
00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:18,550
What do you...

149
00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,828
So, what... [SIGHS]

150
00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:23,521
All right, well, what happens
if I don't show up?

151
00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:25,315
I lose?

152
00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:26,593
Really?

153
00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:28,491
All right, okay.

154
00:06:28,526 --> 00:06:30,873
Yeah, all right, all right.
Fine. Fine.

155
00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,255
Was that jury duty?

156
00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,223
I'm getting sued by,
uh, some guy

157
00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:38,398
for giving him
the Heimlich maneuver.

158
00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,538
Well, the law never
protects the good Samaritan.

159
00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:42,332
That's why you always
let the guy choke.

160
00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:43,437
Good for you.

161
00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:45,128
Seriously, though,
I cut my teeth

162
00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,096
fighting cases like that
back in Montreal.

163
00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,442
You're from Montreal?

164
00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:50,686
Yeah, but you kind of missed
the real headline.

165
00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,997
I'm a lawyer.

166
00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,516
I caught that.

167
00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,587
Well, just so you know,
I can be a real pit bull

168
00:06:55,622 --> 00:06:58,452
when I want to be, and I just
got my law license back.

169
00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:01,938
Tell you what,
you give me this case,

170
00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:03,595
I give you
friends and family rate.

171
00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:04,734
[CLATTER]

172
00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:06,391
Look, no offense,
New Guy,

173
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,359
but I-I don't know
if I want you to be my lawyer.

174
00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:10,982
Why not?

175
00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,571
Well, for starters, I don't
even know your real name.

176
00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,197
All right.

177
00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,440
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]

178
00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:24,996
You're hired.

179
00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,447
[FOLK POP MUSIC PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY]

180
00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,587
♪♪

181
00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:36,386
Who's this?

182
00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:38,285
Why? Do you hate it?

183
00:07:38,319 --> 00:07:39,942
No, it's...

184
00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,566
It's pretty good.

185
00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:45,982
Oh, uh,
it's the Ben Rogers Band.

186
00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,294
You want to rip it from me?

187
00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:48,778
I don't know
how to do that shit.

188
00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:50,400
Yeah, neither do I.
You know, Claire's coming home

189
00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:51,747
in about a half-hour,
45 minutes.

190
00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:52,955
We can just wait for...
Yeah.

191
00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,163
Yeah.
Okay.

192
00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,648
[INDISTINCT SINGING]

193
00:07:58,029 --> 00:08:00,100
♪ I'm not sitting around

194
00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:04,587
♪ Just waiting for my life
to start anymore

195
00:08:04,622 --> 00:08:07,487
♪ No, I'm not slowing down

196
00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,592
♪ No, I'm falling
for the noise

197
00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,491
♪ I fell...

198
00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,285
♪ Oh oh oh-oh

199
00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,046
♪ Oh oh oh-oh

200
00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,843
♪ Oh oh oh-oh,
oh oh oh-oh

201
00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,914
♪ Oh oh oh-oh

202
00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:22,640
♪ Oh oh oh-oh

203
00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:25,021
♪ Oh oh oh-oh ♪

204
00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:26,851
LOUDERMILK: I listened to it
front to back three times.

205
00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:28,335
There's not a bad song
on there.

206
00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:29,923
I'm really glad
you like it.

207
00:08:29,957 --> 00:08:30,958
Ah.

208
00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,823
What's with
the shit-eating grin?

209
00:08:33,858 --> 00:08:35,687
No, it's just... You know,
it's the first time

210
00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:37,517
I've been able to turn you on
to a new artist.

211
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,242
Usually it's the other way
around, right?

212
00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:41,037
Yeah, how did you
hear about these guys?

213
00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:42,349
Felix told me about them.

214
00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:43,833
What?
Mmm-hmm.

215
00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:47,043
That's surprising.
His taste is spotty at best.

216
00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,495
Wonder if that means
he has it on vinyl.

217
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,670
Hmm, I guess we should ask.
Hey, Felix.

218
00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:55,327
Hold on.
Come here for a second.

219
00:08:55,742 --> 00:08:57,019
What?

220
00:08:57,053 --> 00:09:00,091
Hey, do you have that, uh,
Ben Rogers Band album
on vinyl?

221
00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:03,473
You're fucking
with me, right?

222
00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:06,097
Nope. Loudermilk is a big fan
of the Ben Rogers Band.

223
00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:08,030
He's been gushing about
the album all morning.

224
00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,756
Haven't you?
Well, I haven't been gushing

225
00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:12,828
about it, but, hey, uh, yeah,
I find it really refreshing.

226
00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:15,727
I-I... Uh, I like these guys.
They were confident.

227
00:09:15,762 --> 00:09:17,349
Hmm.

228
00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:18,937
You liked my album.

229
00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,353
It's your album now 'cause you
recommended it to Ben?

230
00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:24,356
No. Felix is
the Ben Rogers Band.

231
00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:26,876
I don't know
what that means.

232
00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:28,050
Those are...
Those are his guys.

233
00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:30,086
You mean his friends?

234
00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:33,538
No.
Felix is Ben Rogers,

235
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,091
that's his band,
and you love them.

236
00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:36,852
You fuckin' love them,
don't you?

237
00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:38,543
What?
Yeah.

238
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,958
[LAUGHS]

239
00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:43,065
Who the fuck picks
"Ben Rogers"
as a stage name?

240
00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:45,032
That's like a cowboy band.

241
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,588
I thought my real name
would get made fun of.

242
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,935
Well, Mellencamp thought that,
too, but he was wrong.

243
00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:51,936
What's your real name?

244
00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,352
Felix Furbush.

245
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,631
Yeah, uh, "Ben Rogers,"
th... That's a good call.

246
00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,461
You should be happy
for the guy,
not jealous of his talent.

247
00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:02,153
I'm not jealous
of Felix, okay?

248
00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:03,948
Anybody can write
one good album.

249
00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,088
You got your whole life
to write your first album.

250
00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:07,952
Yeah, and six months
to write your second.

251
00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:09,229
Don Johnson.

252
00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,162
[KEYS RATTLE]
Don Henley.

253
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,819
Whatever.
One of The Beach Boys.

254
00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,130
Eagles.

255
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,408
Anyway, the point is
that your sophomore effort

256
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,618
is the one that shows whether
you're for real or not.

257
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,622
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

258
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,487
I heard you like my band.

259
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,110
Your band?

260
00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,664
What are you
talking about?Mmm.

261
00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:33,080
Oh, shit. Don't tell me
you're managing him.

262
00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:36,636
No. Felix asked me
to join them
for some upcoming gigs.

263
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,878
In what capacity?

264
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,604
As part of the band.

265
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,986
Why would Felix do that?
You have no musical talent.

266
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,919
He needs someone
to play percussion.

267
00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,300
Oh, Christ. He-He's asking you
to join the band

268
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:48,095
because he wants
to sleep with you.

269
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:52,272
So?
W-Welcome to the world
of being a woman.

270
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,756
Oh, okay.
All right, here.

271
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,689
I want to hear you
try and keep a beat.

272
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,966
What?

273
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,176
Give me a good
percussion line.

274
00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:01,281
[SIGHS]

275
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:02,489
♪ I'm a lazy boy

276
00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:04,215
♪ Always be a lazy boy

277
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,251
♪ I'm a lazy boy

278
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,425
♪ Yes, a lazy boy

279
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,668
♪ Lazy in the evening boy ♪

280
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,324
Okay.

281
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:13,707
You realize you're
supposed to hit the bowl
in time to the music.

282
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,536
Not always.
I don't even know this song.

283
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,193
[SONG STOPS]
Why do you even care?

284
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:19,057
Because Felix has
a good thing going,

285
00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,370
and I don't want his penis
to fuck it up for him.

286
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:22,854
I thought
you hated Felix.

287
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:25,063
No, I don't hate Felix.
I don't hate anybody.

288
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,720
I don't like him
at all.

289
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,135
[SCOFFS]

290
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,861
But it... That...
It's not important, though.

291
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:33,002
This is a story that is older
than rock 'n' roll itself.

292
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:37,731
Okay, Linda McCartney,
Yoko Ono, Death Cab
and the New Girl.

293
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,422
The music always suffers.

294
00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:41,321
Are you guys talking
about Zooey Deschanel?

295
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,598
She's amazing.

296
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:44,013
Yeah, in Elf,

297
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,532
but you gotta know
your limits,

298
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,327
and I'm just telling you
your limits.

299
00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,122
You're an asshole.
Fuckin' asshole.

300
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,537
No, I'm a critic.

301
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,056
[MOCKINGLY]
No, I'm a critic.

302
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,609
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

303
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,751
[DOOR OPENS]

304
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,202
Fuck are you doing here?

305
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,755
What the fuck
am I doing here?

306
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,101
We have a court case
to prepare.

307
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:04,551
What do
we have to prepare?

308
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,277
I thought we were just gonna
kick their ass.

309
00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,899
Yeah, that was before
I found out

310
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,694
they have a star witness
who's gonna testify
against you.

311
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,282
What do you mean,
star witness?

312
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,526
Yeah, that's something you
could've told me about
during the deposition.

313
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,494
You never gave me
a deposition.

314
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,771
Semantics.

315
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,842
Loudermilk,
I need to know everything!

316
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:22,017
Now get the fuck over here!

317
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,570
Here's their magic bullet.

318
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,952
Okay, it's a doctor...

319
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,781
The doctor you had lunch with
that day.

320
00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:29,093
He saw everything.

321
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,646
You've got
to be shitting me.

322
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,201
Dr. Carl is testifying
against me?

323
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,031
What an asshole!

324
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:38,274
All right, relax for a sec.
I went to the restaurant.

325
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,586
I spoke to your waitress.

326
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,243
She's gonna testify
on your behalf.

327
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,072
Well, good, 'cause she
saw the whole thing.

328
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:46,282
Yeah, but then again, it's
doctor versus bimbo waitress.

329
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,250
No, no, no.
We need more witnesses.

330
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,286
H-Hold on a second.
Allison was there, right?

331
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,564
Yeah, I-I don't want to bring
Allison into this.

332
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,325
Whoa, whoa,
who's Allison?

333
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,741
My ex... Uh, neighbor.
We had lunch that day.

334
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,156
God damn it, Loudermilk!

335
00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:00,055
Do you want to win
this thing or not?

336
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,057
All right, New Guy,
take it down a notch.

337
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,644
No, I'm not
gonna take it down!

338
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,957
The other side is gonna make
mincemeat out of you

339
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,476
on the stand.
I'm your friend here.

340
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,478
Now tell me
who the fuck is Allison!

341
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,238
She didn't see it
go down,

342
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,827
and she's dating their star
witness, Dr. Mc-Fuck-Face.

343
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:17,279
No, no, no, no.
We need this broad.
Get me her info.

344
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,384
Check out this text
I just got from Mugsy.

345
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:23,699
It says, "Ed and I
are doing an ayahuasca
ceremony tonight."

346
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,598
What?
"They've got room for
one more if anyone wants in.

347
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,462
"Don't tell Sourmilk."
Smiley face.

348
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:29,809
That's you.
[LAUGHS]

349
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,465
All right, well,
fuck those guys.

350
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,606
God damn it.
Give the address.

351
00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:36,816
♪♪

352
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,346
Excuse me.

353
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,761
Can I help you?

354
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,694
Yeah, I'm looking for
the ayahuasca people.

355
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,041
Are you here
for the study?

356
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,283
No, I'm looking for my...

357
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,526
What study?

358
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,321
Six months ago,
we got the grant

359
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,116
to study the effects
of ayahuasca

360
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,704
on several different mental
and emotional disorders.

361
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,706
So far, we've had
great results.

362
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,295
Two of your lab rats are
recovering addicts.

363
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,745
You know that right?
Yes.

364
00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:12,782
Addiction is one
of the disorders
we're working on treating.

365
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,957
I want to talk to them
before you get going.

366
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,033
[DOOR CLOSES]

367
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,002
Who's the guy
in the dress?

368
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,175
ROBERT: That's the shaman.

369
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,590
LOUDERMILK: Seriously?

370
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,247
Doesn't he work
at the farmer's market?

371
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:31,387
Hey, we do what we can
to get by.

372
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,494
Let me get this straight.

373
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:38,187
You're gonna give them
hallucinogenic drugs
and then lock them in a room

374
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,189
with a guy
who sells organic tamales?

375
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,536
We can't have them
wandering the streets.

376
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,781
Oh, Jesus Christ.

377
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,510
Mugsy, Ed.

378
00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,408
Loudermilk, holy shit.

379
00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,031
Are you gonna trip
with us?

380
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,343
No, I'm gonna talk some sense
into your heads.

381
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,931
Why would you do this?

382
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,415
I got my reasons.

383
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,590
And for me, I-I've tried
everything I can think of

384
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,005
to feel better,
and nothing works.

385
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,455
Look, I'm telling you,

386
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:07,354
the hallucinogenic drugs are
not the answer, okay?

387
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,425
I got a friend.
He took peyote all the time.

388
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,910
Fried his brain.

389
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,050
He was the guy that lead
the marketing team

390
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,775
that changed IHOP's
name to IHOb.

391
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,605
The fuck
was he thinking?

392
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,470
That's what I'm saying,
the shit messes with
your brain chemistry.

393
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,230
You could trigger
schizophrenia.

394
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,094
You could trigger
bipolar disorder.

395
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,648
Guys, come on, take the
electrodes off your head.

396
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,892
Let's go grab a cup
of coffee or something.

397
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,652
Okay.

398
00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:33,311
Excuse me. Sir, we're
gonna need you to
come out of this room.

399
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,244
Fine, but my friends
are coming with me.

400
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,281
Being here
is the best place for them.

401
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,524
At least until the drugs
wear off.

402
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,942
[GRUNTING, VOMITING]

403
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,946
You took it already.

404
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,878
Ah, yeah.
About a half-hour ago.

405
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,294
[SPITS]

406
00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:53,124
Oh, God. I don't
feel right, Loudermilk.

407
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,161
I don't feel right at all.

408
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:58,026
That shit
you were talking about
is starting to trigger.

409
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:02,582
I'm starting to feel
that paranoid schizophrenic
Polar Express!

410
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,411
What did you say to him?
Oh, my God.

411
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,137
You're sending him
down a dark path.

412
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,276
Nothing.
I didn't say...

413
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:08,795
[SCREAMS]
Hey.

414
00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:10,693
What the... Holy shit!
What are you, a tree?

415
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,178
Everything's gonna be fine.

416
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,558
No!
Deep breaths.

417
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,733
Happy thoughts.
No happy thoughts.

418
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,977
IHOb? I want pancakes!

419
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,737
All right.
You can still get pancakes.

420
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,325
They didn't
take it off the menu.

421
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,327
You just have
more choices now.

422
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,708
Listen, I-I-I got
another buddy, okay.

423
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,297
He dropped acid every weekend
for 10 years.

424
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,644
He's running a successful
tech company.

425
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,302
A tech... I'm not qualified
to run a tech company!

426
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,995
Could you please get
that man out of there?

427
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,376
I don't want burgers!
I want pancakes!

428
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,860
And I don't want
technology!

429
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,035
Someone else
would run the company.

430
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,036
You...
Pancakes!

431
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,556
[MUGSY LAUGHS]

432
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,180
...Flying!

433
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,319
Holy shit!

434
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,527
Mugsy's losing his shit
in there.

435
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,805
We got to help him.
He's fine.

436
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,153
He's on an inward journey
of self discovery.

437
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,533
That's not always pretty.

438
00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:02,228
Shit!
Everything is beautiful, man!

439
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,815
Right?

440
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,196
Everything is beautiful.

441
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,922
Things are
lighting up, man.

442
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:10,477
It's like a Christmas tree
on the Fourth of July!

443
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,031
He's mixing his metaphors.
Can you...

444
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,585
Hey, Mugsy.
How you doing there, buddy?

445
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,518
Y-You're gonna be
okay, Mugs.

446
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,520
God?

447
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,763
God, is that you?

448
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,731
Because I've been trying
to be a good boy.

449
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:26,148
Mugsy, it's...
No, it's not God.
It's Loudermilk.

450
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,116
[LAUGHS]

451
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,842
Loudermilk, you are God!

452
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,398
We're all God
if we want to be, man.

453
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:35,433
[LAUGHS]

454
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,195
Hey. Hey, man.

455
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,024
Loudermilk,
can you come here?

456
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,577
'Cause I need a hug.

457
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,442
You're gonna be okay,
all right?
You just gotta relax.

458
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:49,275
No! Because I'm a fuck-up,
and I'm nothing like God!

459
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:53,210
And it's never been more clear
since I took this devil drug.

460
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,694
You're not a fuck-up.

461
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:58,111
Y-You're an alcoholic
who's trying to do
the right thing, all right?

462
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:01,494
Just like God would do
if God was an alcoholic.

463
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:04,152
You want to see a fuck-up?
Look at me.

464
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,568
I'm a middle-aged guy who
cleans floors at a bank.

465
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,052
Okay, shut up!

466
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,950
Okay, it's always about you.

467
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:11,883
It's always about you. We get it.

468
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,265
You lost your wife and you lost your job,

469
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,923
and blah, blah, blah!

470
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:21,410
So, stop moping,
and start growing.

471
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,171
Growing how?

472
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:27,485
Maybe if you stopped
focusing on yourself
for once, huh?

473
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:34,216
Maybe if just once just
think about some other
person just...

474
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:37,771
Just once in your life,
and I promise you,
things will get better

475
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,396
because we're all part
of the same thing.

476
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,398
And quit pretending
that you're not!

477
00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:50,129
♪♪

478
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:57,032
Here, drink this.
You need to wake up.
You look like shit.

479
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,172
No, I don't trust
that stuff.

480
00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,070
[SCOFFS]

481
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,003
[SLURPS]

482
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,492
I like to recreate
the kick in the nuts
I used to get from meth.

483
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:19,951
I used to do some of my best
work on stimulants...

484
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,437
Till I did my worst work.

485
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:24,611
Ah, fuck, I wish
I hadn't drank that.

486
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,786
[DOOR OPENS]

487
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,790
What are they
doing here?

488
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:33,033
Oh, they just wanted to
come and support us.

489
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,725
Where are
our witnesses?

490
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,036
Oh, right,
I meant to tell you.

491
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,177
You know, o-our waitress,
she couldn't get anybody

492
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,868
to cover her shift,
but don't worry.

493
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,352
Allison should be here
any minute.

494
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,975
But... God, I told you
not to involve her.

495
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,908
BAILIFF: All rise.

496
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:48,739
The honorable
Judge Jacob Reynolds
presiding.

497
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,572
[CLEARS THROAT]

498
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,022
Be seated, everyone.

499
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,236
Attorneys, please rise.

500
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:07,930
We're not looking to waste
the court's time, Your Honor,
so I'll make this quick.

501
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,485
My client sustained injuries

502
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,178
as a result
of Mr. Loudermilk's
wanton actions,

503
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,594
and now we're simply
seeking compensation

504
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,010
for medical bills
and missed work.

505
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,047
It's an open-and-shut case,
Your Honor,

506
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:23,049
and we're perfectly happy
to settle.

507
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,362
NEW GUY:
"Open-and-shut."

508
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,018
You know what else would be
open-and-shut?

509
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,021
The plaintiff's
oversized casket

510
00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:32,748
if my client hadn't been
in the restaurant that day!

511
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,543
[ARGUING]
Order!

512
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,649
[ARGUING STOPS]

513
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,927
I take it this means
you're not settling?

514
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:42,379
Hell, no. This whole
court case is a sham
and a money grab.

515
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,864
It's an insult
to the justice system

516
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:48,108
we all swore an oath to,
and you know it!

517
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:50,870
Now, my client, he may
have a checkered past,

518
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:54,460
littered with drugs, alcohol,
and God knows what else,

519
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,807
but this man is a true hero

520
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:59,292
who stepped up
when nobody else would.

521
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,399
Let's tone down
the histrionics, counsel.

522
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,470
He'll get an opportunity
to prove that.

523
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:06,506
[CALMLY] Okay, thank you for
those comforting words, sir,

524
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,922
and I'll also prove
beyond a reasonable doubt that

525
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,786
[SHOUTING] that man is an
ungrateful prick

526
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,374
for suing my client!

527
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,203
Language, counsel!

528
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,241
[CALMLY] Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, ungrateful penis.

529
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,280
Now, I'm understanding
that there was a doctor

530
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,488
in the restaurant
when this happened?

531
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:23,972
LAWYER: Yes, Your Honor.
Uh, in fact

532
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,939
he's on his way
into the courtroom right now.

533
00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:27,562
Sorry I'm late.

534
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:31,290
I was taking a nine-volt
battery of a seven-year-old
boy's lower intestine.

535
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,050
[APPLAUSE]

536
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,983
No, objection!

537
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:36,812
I want that stricken
from the record.

538
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:39,712
Overruled, but noted.

539
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:43,612
And as a trained professional,
I was taking all appropriate
precautions,

540
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:46,684
taking my time
to assess the situation.

541
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:49,894
Another five seconds,
and I would've got up
to do what needed to be done.

542
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,931
Properly.

543
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,691
This guy is
fucking us in the ass.

544
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,141
The judge looks like he wants
to suck him off

545
00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:56,487
right here
in the courtroom.

546
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,282
I beg your pardon,
counsel?

547
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,008
I kindly ask to be given
some privacy

548
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,768
when conferring
with my client, Your Honor.

549
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,979
[WHISPERING] We need to go
scorched earth
on this motherfucker

550
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,188
or else you're gonna end up
owing him six figures.

551
00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,674
[WHISPERING] Six figures?
Jesus Christ.

552
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,434
Look, just do
what you gotta do.

553
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:14,781
You sure? 'Cause if you let me
take the cuffs off,

554
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,335
there might be
some forest fires

555
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,129
you might need to
put out right after.

556
00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:19,648
Fuck's sake.
Just do your thing.

557
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:21,547
I don't have any money
to pay this douchebag.

558
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,482
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Hey, hi.

559
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:28,450
Carl feels really bad
about being here, but...

560
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:29,934
Yeah, well, he should.
He's an asshole.

561
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,488
Well, he was subpoenaed.

562
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:36,665
[NORMAL VOICE] Your Honor,
this witness has a grudge

563
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,289
against my client,
therefore his
testimony is tainted.

564
00:22:40,324 --> 00:22:41,739
Why would I have
a grudge?

565
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:45,156
Yes, I-I-I don't follow,
Mr. Goldbaum.

566
00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:49,989
Well, let the record show
that my client was having
vigorous sex

567
00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:52,025
with the doctor's
girlfriend!

568
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,855
[MURMURING]

569
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,412
You slept with him?

570
00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:02,104
No.
No, I-I just, uh...

571
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,900
Well, I-I-I...

572
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:06,212
Oh, Jesus.

573
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,215
I knew it. I knew it.

574
00:23:09,249 --> 00:23:11,010
That's why you've been
acting so weird.

575
00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:12,529
I haven't been acting weird.

576
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:16,705
Excuse me! Perhaps you two
could discuss this

577
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,913
when the proceedings
are over.

578
00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,398
From what I understand,

579
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,366
my client gave it to her
real good, Your Honor.

580
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,542
Multiple times
every which way.That's not true.

581
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,371
[LAUGHS]
It was good,

582
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,271
but it was one time
in coup... Couple of ways.

583
00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,308
[SCOFFS]
You know what? Screw it.

584
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,623
I don't need this shit.
I have patients to tend to.

585
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:47,598
You're lucky people's lives
depend on these hands.

586
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:51,084
Yeah, except when they're
choking in a restaurant,
you fucking charlatan!

587
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,741
Jesus Christ.

588
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:55,123
I...

589
00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,849
I swear I didn't tell
him to do that.

590
00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:58,298
[DOOR CLOSES]

591
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,404
[CALMLY] Oh, you must
be that Allison
everyone's talking about.

592
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,544
And how are you today?

593
00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,891
Un-fucking-believable.

594
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,893
[SCOFFS]

595
00:24:08,343 --> 00:24:10,966
Without Dr. Reed's testimony,

596
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:14,418
the court has no choice
but to find in favor
of the defendant.

597
00:24:16,006 --> 00:24:17,421
[APPLAUSE]

598
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,871
Okay, let's go.

599
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:20,597
Okay. It's over?

600
00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:22,461
Who told you
I was sleeping
with her?

601
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,808
Well, I warned you I was gonna
turn over every stone.

602
00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,326
Who told you?

603
00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,639
Claire may have
let it slip out
during her deposition.

604
00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:31,193
Do you even know
what a deposition is?

605
00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:33,610
Yeah, it's when somebody tells
you shit in the kitchen.

606
00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:40,375
I'm back!

607
00:24:40,409 --> 00:24:42,757
CISCO: I didn't know you
had it in you, Loudermilk.

608
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,622
That chick was
banging hot, dude.

609
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658
First of all,
do me a favor...

610
00:24:47,693 --> 00:24:49,798
Mugsy, are you
all right over there?

611
00:24:51,835 --> 00:24:53,871
Yeah, man.
I-I'm just...

612
00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:58,151
I'm still seeing a weird,
glowing light around
everything.

613
00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:00,533
But, uh, they said
that was supposed to go away

614
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,190
in a... In a few weeks.

615
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,158
Or not.

616
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:10,854
Ed? Is that you?

617
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,890
Oh, yeah.
See?

618
00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:16,169
One ayahuasca trip,
and he's a whole new man.

619
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:20,484
No, no, no. This suit is new.
The man inside is not.

620
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,626
I ended up spending the night
in a jail cell.

621
00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:27,629
Got to go see a judge
this afternoon.

622
00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:28,975
Well, trust me,
Eddie, baby,

623
00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,874
that's gonna help
a lot in court.

624
00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:33,221
You got to be kidding.
Ed, you hired him?

625
00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,223
Why not?
I'm on a roll.

626
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,465
We're gonna sue
the fuckin' balls

627
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,020
off that study
for not properly
containing him.

628
00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:41,229
He could've been killed trying
to have sex with that car.

629
00:25:41,263 --> 00:25:43,334
ED: Don't judge.

630
00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:46,579
It was one of them
new curvy Mustangs.

631
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:50,859
Hey, Cloud, we're gonna take
your cousin for all he's got.

632
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,896
We're gonna
fucking destroy him!

633
00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:58,557
♪♪

634
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,392
What are you working on
over there?

635
00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:09,706
Oh, Felix said I could write
some lyrics for the band.

636
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:12,916
Oh, my God. He's letting you
write lyrics now?

637
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,470
See, this is how
it starts.

638
00:26:15,504 --> 00:26:18,784
And the next thing you know,
you're screeching into a mic
at the top of your lungs

639
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:21,752
and telling Felix
that he doesn't need
Ringo, George, and Paul.

640
00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:23,858
Oh, I don't know.
I quite like the one

641
00:26:23,892 --> 00:26:25,135
you read me about
the little tree

642
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,619
that didn't get enough
sunshine and water.

643
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:28,103
That sounds terrible.

644
00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:30,589
It's a metaphor
for not getting
what we need in life.

645
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,075
Oh!
I didn't get that.

646
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:38,597
I'll give you $100
if you didn't rhyme the words
"tree" and "free."

647
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,465
Fuck you!
Yep.

648
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,398
I'd like to see you write
a song. It's not easy.

649
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,263
I have written songs.
Parts of songs, anyway.

650
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,817
You remember
Marcy Playground?

651
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,473
Fuck, yes, I remember
Marcy Playground.

652
00:26:53,508 --> 00:26:56,960
I was the guy in 1995
that told John Wozniak

653
00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:59,307
it smelled like sex and candy
in his tour van.

654
00:26:59,341 --> 00:27:00,619
Wh-What?

655
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,517
Yeah.
Dude, that's a great song.

656
00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:03,932
Thank you.
Okay, you guys

657
00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:05,762
are gonna have to finish
this convo without me

658
00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:07,971
because I am going to my very
first band practice.

659
00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:09,455
Okay, break a leg.
Thank you.

660
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,528
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

661
00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:15,116
You shouldn't encourage her.

662
00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:17,463
Oh, come on. She's putting
herself out there,
trying something new.

663
00:27:17,497 --> 00:27:18,671
There's nothing
wrong with that.

664
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,777
Hey, you got any more
Marcy Playground stories?

665
00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:31,995
Hey, you made it.
Hey.

666
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:33,962
Uh, Claire,
these are the boys.

667
00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,999
Hi.
Boys, this is Claire.

668
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,312
Um, why don't we start from
the beginning of Steady

669
00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:40,969
and just grab
the tambourine.

670
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:42,833
Come in whenever
you're feeling it.

671
00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,077
Cool.
Cool.

672
00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,079
[GUITAR PLAYS]

673
00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:51,117
♪♪

674
00:27:58,953 --> 00:28:01,058
[PERCUSSION JOINS]

675
00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:05,684
♪ I got street cred Gunpowder-gray eyes

676
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,962
♪ And a...

677
00:28:07,996 --> 00:28:09,826
♪♪

678
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:14,106
♪ Six pounds of state jewelry on my ankles and wrists

679
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:18,179
♪♪

680
00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:20,975
Maybe just play it
a little less
now that I'm singing.

681
00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:22,735
Okay.
It's good.

682
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:25,773
♪♪

683
00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:30,018
♪ I'm just looking for a place to spend the rest of my sins

684
00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:33,642
♪ Before the jig is up and I can go home

685
00:28:33,677 --> 00:28:35,092
♪ And it's a...

686
00:28:35,127 --> 00:28:36,715
[SCREECHES]

687
00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:40,339
♪♪

688
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:48,002
♪ We ain't living We're just trying to survive

689
00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:51,764
♪♪

690
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:55,664
♪ Uptown, loaded, and let down

691
00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:59,082
♪ And vanished in the air

692
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:04,915
♪ And we're steady
going nowhere

693
00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:06,779
♪♪

694
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:09,678
♪ Where's your smile?
Then draw the blinds

695
00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:12,992
♪ And then pull back
the covers

696
00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:15,063
♪♪

697
00:29:15,098 --> 00:29:17,548
♪ Said "It's been nice
being friends

698
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:21,380
♪ "Now can we just be lovers?"

699
00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:22,968
♪♪

700
00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:25,729
♪ Well, it's hard
being a pimp

701
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:30,907
♪ Can I cower 'neath
the concrete sun?

702
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:34,255
♪ You can get
a lethal injection
in the Sunshine State

703
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:38,431
♪ Or an alley down
on Hastings Street

704
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:41,296
♪ And it's a... ♪